A group of Jewish kids that love rap music and live in NYC. Their role models include but are not limited to the Beastie Boys, Ali G. (not a Jew but could pass for one) and A Tribe Called Quest – just cause their dope. Requirement: The clan in question was a break dancing crew at one point but it fell apart when they discovered MBA programs, law school, and Med school.
I used to have a sickJew Tang Clan but I got a 700 on the GMAT and now I have to go to NYU for my MBA...
A group of ill jews who smoke fat blunts and drink all day and are good at math.... They pull all kinds of pussy and act gangster until they see a black dude.
fuckin sketch balls that foos from the jew tang clan. i best not front or he's gon bussa cap in my ass
A Jew or a person who has become Jewish, that becomes stereotypically more and more infatuated with money/law school/or pharmaceuticals, and morphs into a figure of large muscular mass and tall stature.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!