Jew Weed 

The best cannabis around, if you don't believe it, consult your rabbi!

Shalom my brother, where can I get that good good, that jew weed.

Jew Weed by Rabbi Gotfreid February 10, 2009

Weed Jew 

1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.

2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer

everyone seems to be a weed jew in these bad economic times

Weed Jew by nbk666 March 23, 2010

Weed Jew 

someone who is stingy with the weed.

D: pass that spliff man
Jay: i just got it
D: what are you talkin about, ya been puffin on it for 15 minutes
Jay: nah man
D: you're such a weed jew

Weed Jew by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

Weed Jew 

A person who will take weed without hesitation, but refuses to relinquish any for anyone else.

Last night, Tom wouldn't give up any of his weed. Even though we smoked him up a shitload before, what a weed jew.

Weed Jew by Matthew Skinner November 17, 2005

weed jew 

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.

weed jew by matty j December 20, 2008