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jew penis 

Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.
"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"
jew penis by ihartjoo December 21, 2008

Jew Penis 

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"
Jew Penis by Jewperman August 31, 2008

Jew Penis 

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews
Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.
Jew Penis by ChristianK April 25, 2007

jew penis 

a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.
guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"
guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"
guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"
jew penis by gnarthaniel May 26, 2008

Baby Jew Penis

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
Baby Jew Penis by austin gaykid November 27, 2007

Nigger penis faggot jew 

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew
You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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