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Jetskier
The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch
1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"
2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"
Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)
2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"
Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)
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Jetspiderman
Biggest pimp of all time. The ladies find him completely irresistible and want to have his babies. On his worst day he can pull your girlfriend, her best friend and her sister all that the same time. He will run a train on your mom because he can. Guys are jealous of him and hate on him constantly because of their gayness and shortcomings in the cockal area. Jetspiderman is a 13 time winner of the Pimp of the Year award at the Player's Ball -- by far the most dominant performance by a pimp, ever.
He is often imitated, but never duplicated. He has had an on again, off again relationship with his duet parter, Brittany, and they are releasing an album in the summer that will easily sell upwards of 10 million copies due to its brilliance and awesomeness.
He is often imitated, but never duplicated. He has had an on again, off again relationship with his duet parter, Brittany, and they are releasing an album in the summer that will easily sell upwards of 10 million copies due to its brilliance and awesomeness.
Jetspiderman can be used as a verb to describe an incredible, dominating win over an opponent or enemy "We really jetspidermanned that group of terrorists didn't we, sarge?"
Jetspiderman by bigb9999 April 4, 2010
jetspiderman
Guy who has a rather unpopular blog. He mainly prank-calls sex hotlines as the "sexy girl" or gets on Xbox and threatens to ban kids and pretend he has more of a life than they do.
If you look around, his post is on this page. He also likes to lie for some reason.
If you look around, his post is on this page. He also likes to lie for some reason.
Person1: Why do you look so sad?
Person2: Some guy called Jetspiderman is making fun on me and threatening to ban me on Xbox!
Person2: Some guy called Jetspiderman is making fun on me and threatening to ban me on Xbox!
jetspiderman by korky24 April 15, 2011
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016