Jetpac’d

When you finally take your first international trip without losing your data signal, your mind, or your wallet.

Bro, I got Jetpac’d in Thailand. Never going back to my old SIM.

Jetpac’d by zicwit38 June 6, 2025

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Jetpack Diarrhea

Diarrhea that creates a significant upward force on your rectum, propelling you off the toilet seat and into a whole new world. Learning to harness your power into controlled flying takes practice and shit. Afterwards you'll be quite pooped.

-Heard you were pretty sick last night.

-Yeah..it was pretty bad. I had jetpack diarrhea. One moment I was reading popsci, and the next I was stuck in the neighbors tree. It was pretty crappy.

Jetpack Diarrhea by CIPACS November 16, 2010

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Death by Jetpak

An Amazing metal band with incredible potential. Influences include metallica and avenged sevenfold. Awesome riffs mixed with amazing harmonic guitars= the greatest sound you'll ever hear

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Death by Jetpak by Sheetzy March 11, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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