jesusification 

the act of becoming jesus

jesusification, while disputed by some, has only been reached once

jesusification by od2 May 24, 2003

jesusification 

Jesusification is the (sometimes sudden and unexpected) shift in a influencer's (any famous person) image, marketing or brand that is inline with Christian belief and teachings. This change is often for personal gain and selfish reasons, most often times than not it is to promote a Christian adjacent cult who wants to recruit more members or it is used to gain sympathy from the right winged community after that person has been cancelled in order to still make money from an audience.

"the jesusification of social media is getting out of hand."
"I know right!"
"controversial celebrity is totally jesusified now after their cheating scandal last month."

jesusification by sugar plates June 2, 2025

Jerubificationized 

To have one's grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. corrected by Jeruba.

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Errrr...can you tell me how fix bad writingz plz?"

Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."

Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"

Jerubificationized by FutureMemory July 7, 2010

Jestification 

To beat someone at chess.

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"

Jestification by shelley69 January 25, 2010

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

Jossification by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Jessification 

A bullshit way of excusing someones disrespectful behavior.

She always has some kind of lameass Jessification ready to defend her being a slut....

Jessification by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021

Jessification 

To receive a great amount of suffering and bad luck

Diego is sick, he got another rat disease from eating trash, he is so Jessified now.

I can't deal with all this jessification, it's too much!!!

Jessification by ApaeMan December 27, 2021