Jesus Chrysler!

A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.

"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!

by Nick Estes July 6, 2006

Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.

Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

by Boot2thehead816 July 18, 2006

Jesus Chrysler

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.

"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"

by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008

Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009