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It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
Get the Steamy Dave mug.When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
Get the Jesus Chrystler mug.A substitution in grammar for the combination of "any better" in a sentence.
It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."
"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline
It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."
"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline
Lord Bullingdon: The weather outside couldn't get eddie vedder.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.
by Jefbag March 26, 2010
Get the eddie vedder mug.Meaning "piss quick." Usually said when drunk because you start slurring your words and "piss quick" just runs together, which comes out as "bisquick."
by Jefbag March 26, 2010
Get the bisquick mug.This is an alternate way of saying "Of course", except it sounds more definite than of course. Almost like a combination of "but of course" and "no, of course".
Brandon: Hey, have you played that new game Syberia? It's a real hootenanny.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
by Jefbag October 7, 2009
Get the Nuvcourse mug.The type of imagery that comes from the summation of using a whole slew of modes with molding. The following equation explains the definition:
(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.
The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.
The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
Hoffman: Yo Dustin, why are your teeth so argy-bargy?
Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.
Hoffman: Splash idea!
Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.
Hoffman: Splash idea!
by Jefbag December 21, 2010
Get the Modeable Imagery mug.You + understand. A question usually posed to see if the person needs any further clarification of the subject being talked about.
by Jefbag January 21, 2009
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