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Meaning "piss quick." Usually said when drunk because you start slurring your words and "piss quick" just runs together, which comes out as "bisquick."
by Jefbag March 26, 2010
Get the bisquickmug. A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.
Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?
Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.
Moe: Heard that.
by Jefbag May 15, 2012
Get the Harkaesion Economicsmug. It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
Get the Steamy Davemug. This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
by Jefbag January 22, 2009
Get the vegetarian zombiemug. This is an alternate way of saying "Of course", except it sounds more definite than of course. Almost like a combination of "but of course" and "no, of course".
Brandon: Hey, have you played that new game Syberia? It's a real hootenanny.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
Boyd: Mmmm nuvcourse, nuvcourse.
by Jefbag October 7, 2009
Get the Nuvcoursemug. When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.
Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
Wood: Jesus Chrystler!
by Jefbag October 3, 2009
Get the Jesus Chrystlermug. It's when I fist your asshole with my head. Then while my head is in your asshole, I jerk you off. Then when it's time to blow, I get my head out of your ass and swallow some of your hot cum!
by Jefbag April 4, 2009
Get the Reach Around Cum Swallowmug.