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Slang for the US state Colorado.
Blair: Yo, I'm heading out to Rado.
Wood: All right, have a nice trip!
Rado by Jefbag October 21, 2016

hallin oates 

Doing anything at a higher speed than the recommended limit. Very similar to hauling ass, but it is more of an homage to the duo Hall & Oates, in reference to their rapid record fabrication in the 70s.

The pronunciation is derived from saying "Hall and Oates" very quickly, so you say the and as "in," as if you're saying the phrase at a higher speed.
Jack: Damn yo, you just got passed on the right by a semi!
Johnson: I know; that guy's hallin oates.
hallin oates by Jefbag July 17, 2016
When the weight of your debt gives out and crushes you to the point of death.
*At a funeral*
Sam: How'd he die?
Neil: He took Harkaesion Economics to the heart, and it finally got to his heart.
Sam: Wait... what?
Neil: He had a heart attack because of his overwhelming debt.
Sam: Oh, debth. Right on.
debth by Jefbag July 11, 2015

Harkaesion Economics 

A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?

Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.

Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?

Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.

Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.

Moe: Heard that.

Modeable Imagery 

The type of imagery that comes from the summation of using a whole slew of modes with molding. The following equation explains the definition:

(sum 0 to N Mode) + Moldable = Modeable.

The most notable (modeable) example is Dustin Hoffman's teeth in the movie Hook. If you're confused, ask yourself, "How do they make Dustin's teeth look so real, with the gapping and disgusting yellow tint?" and you'll get this word as the answer.
Hoffman: Yo Dustin, why are your teeth so argy-bargy?

Dustin: Simply because of Modeable Imagery--a new technique being implemented, especially for special effects in movies.

Hoffman: Splash idea!
Modeable Imagery by Jefbag December 21, 2010

eddie vedder

A substitution in grammar for the combination of "any better" in a sentence.

It originates from the idea of using "butter" instead of "better", so when the word "better" would arise in a sentence, you would substitute "butter" in for "better." Using this axiom, we can further deduce that "any better" can simplify further into "eddie vedder."

"If you think and sound it out, it just makes sense." - Ed Mescaline
Lord Bullingdon: The weather outside couldn't get eddie vedder.
Eddie Vedder: You mean, any better?
Lord Bullingdon: Yeah, that's what I said.
eddie vedder by Jefbag March 26, 2010

bisquick 

Meaning "piss quick." Usually said when drunk because you start slurring your words and "piss quick" just runs together, which comes out as "bisquick."
Dusty: Yo, I'll be right there, gotta bisquick.
Van: Alright man, I'll be at the Depot.
bisquick by Jefbag March 26, 2010