Jesus Can
Jesus Can by McCofferton III December 7, 2010
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land
I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019
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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?
I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".
Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? by metaphoricals June 14, 2010
Jesus cant spell
Jesus cant spell by Asscheecks January 14, 2019
pickled Jesus candles
Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
pickled Jesus candles by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
guns and Jesus candidate
An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.
guns and Jesus candidate by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
Jesus Canastuj
Jesus Canastuj by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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