Jesus'ed

adj.: 1) Describing being nailed, be it physically or verbally.
2) Of or pertaining to having nailed another.

1) "Dude, you just got Jesus'ed!"
2)"I totally Jesus'ed him into next week."

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Edge jesus

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

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Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

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Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

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When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

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becoming completely obsessed with jesus just because your friends are

laken whats up with all these stupid kids that are getting all jesused outt

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Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

Jesused by lordacro April 25, 2006

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