Jesucka

A Jessica or Jesica who hates her name and rewrites it for maximum coolness.

Jesucka kicked some whore bandage's ass today

Jesucka is building a space ship.

by Jesucka November 6, 2012

Jesicka

A big poophead.

You are a jesicka.

by crayon123 July 16, 2009

Jesucker

A person who would rather believe ancient stories about a virgin birth, a savior, & a son of a god, rather than modern testable science

Contrary to what Jesuckers believe, virgin births don't happen & an all powerful god doesn't need a son to fix his mistakes

by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021

Jesicka

Jesicka The Most Beautiful And Amazing!! Girl You'll Ever Meet In Your Life!! Who Is Funny Sweet Kind And Just Wonderful!! Who Is Also Dating Cristian G!! <3 (;

Hey Look Its Jesicka And Cristian(:

by QAZWSX54321 June 1, 2011

Jesuskazam

If Alakazam (from Pokemon) became the leader of the christian religion.

It actually has no real uses...
Apart of saying "Jesuskazam!" with your weirdo friends instead of "holy shit

by Ruile January 6, 2017