Jesticular

of or pertaining to the comical value of male genitalia.

(Female labicular)

eg. Jeremy's jesticular comment of the day was:

'this DICKtionary is extensive and really HARD to take in.'

eg. "That guy is so jesticular!" (Most of his humour relates to the male genitalia.)

eg. "He's CRACKing so many GAGs this evening"

Jesticular by Brookes Munting Society 09/10 October 19, 2009

Jesticular Cancer 

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

Jesticular Cancer by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012

Jesticular Cancer 

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

Jesticular Cancer by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

testicular resignation 

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

testicular resignation by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

Testicular Volcano 

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

Testicular Volcano by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015