Jessie m

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Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m

{person 1} Jessie m is over there

{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat…

Jessie m by Ollieotto September 20, 2023

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Jessie M Poma

A femboy who is my friend :)

Me: JESSIE M POMA

Jessie: STFU

Jessie M Poma by KURRRROOOOMMI April 10, 2022

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Jessie McCartney

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3

Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff

Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

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jessie(male)

Usually A Very Charming Biracial male.Jessie's Usually Have The Most Wonerful Smiles. They Have The Gift To Make Any Girl That They Please.They Can Go Down On Women For An Extremely Long Period Of Times.They,Can Also Make Women Smile By Whispering Things In Their Ear.

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jessie(male) by El Chapo74 October 14, 2013

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Jessie McCartney

Jessie. Jessie is a really good best friend and is always gonna be obsessed with Elvis. Your camera roll will be filled with Elvis once you get her number

Friend: Why do I have so many pics of Elvis??
Me: Jessie McCartney is my bff.

Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

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jessie mozden

jessie mozden is one of the nicest people that you will meet. she is always there for you. she will stand by your side in hard, good,and bad times. she puts others before herself. she is truly a loyal friend.

jessie mozden is a great frined

jessie mozden by sksk101 June 11, 2019

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Jessie Murph

Very hot and beautiful, she is also talented, write and sing songs so perfectly

Jessie Murph is so talented
you are such a pretty girl you look like jessie murph

Jessie Murph by Jessie Murph br December 18, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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