When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.
Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!
The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a singlethought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”
A girl that steals your heart, crumbles walls and makes you become weak and powerless. While at the same time makes you beleive she loves you and the next day dont have any emotional connection for her husband and cannot tell you why she leaves and will not let you see your kids. Also the opposite of what she says her beliefs a re for 10 years. Not your best friend and thinks she is an empath but really a narcissist.
1. I cant trust anyone now thanks to jessica erin.
2. My ex wife is jessica erin i cant believe this divorceshit.
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs marchhome singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”