Jerv

Someone so incredibly fucking stupid that insulting them is a bigger waste of time than attempting to understand their logic

"Bich i bet ur gay for ur mom" just shut up you fucking jerv

by QuackQuack69 September 28, 2015

Jerv The Perv

The infamous dick gobbler that is known for roaming the streets of Chester with her wizardry man sausage tickling.

Jerv the perv innit

by Jervtheperv January 9, 2019

jervic

skateboarding slang for cool

"dude that was a jervic frontside lip-slide

by desire'e agius November 1, 2005

Jervi

To jervi is to deficate or release one's bowels leaving it all up to the gods and pray it goes in the toilet properly.

I gotta jervi really, rrreally bad!!

by Oxxy_Montalvy August 26, 2016

Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 9, 2009

Jervert

Someone who exhibits characteristics of a jerk and pervert simultaneously.

Look at how Shan treats him. What a jervert.

by joshan0405 January 17, 2011

Jerve

A fuck boy who likes to break girls hearts and thinks its okay. He plays with your emotions and is a total jerk. Most jerves usually got a pretty boy face and are light skin. Ladies don't be fooled he's just waiting to rip your heart open and use you

'O look its jerve'
'Yea don't get too close, he'll break your heart'

by sunia February 11, 2017