Jersey Shot 

It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.

Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-

Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?

Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.

Jersey Shot by Cicilicious August 14, 2010

Jersey Turnpike Shot 

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

Jersey Turnpike Shot by sarahah August 23, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot 

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

Jersey Turnpike Shot by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022

New Jersey Shit Shot 

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

New Jersey Shit Shot by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

New Jersey Nut Shot 

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

New Jersey Nut Shot by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Jerseyshoreified 

Taking a well established franchise and adding something to it that makes it alot more annoying and alot more douchey.

Gamer 1: Hey have you played the new Modern Warefare yet?
Gamer 2: No, it was cool in the beginning but something Jerseyshoreified it. So now it just kinda seems douchey.

Jerseyshoreified by Angryjoearmysoldier June 7, 2012

Jerseyshored 

The negative effect of watching Jersey Shore.

"I knew he/she was a piece of shit once I found out they watch Jersy Shore" Another decent person Jerseyshored into a loser.

Jerseyshored by Cap't save a hoe December 12, 2020