Jersey Shot

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It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.

Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-

Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?

Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.

Jersey Shot by Cicilicious August 14, 2010

Words you can keep

Jersey Turnpike Shot

When the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass.

"Happy 21st bro, let me order you something dirty"

"Dude I hope its not a jersey turnpike shot"

Jersey Turnpike Shot by sarahah August 23, 2011

Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

Jersey Turnpike Shot by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022

New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

New Jersey Shit Shot by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button

Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot

New Jersey Nut Shot by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Jerseyshoreified

Taking a well established franchise and adding something to it that makes it alot more annoying and alot more douchey.

Gamer 1: Hey have you played the new Modern Warefare yet?
Gamer 2: No, it was cool in the beginning but something Jerseyshoreified it. So now it just kinda seems douchey.

Jerseyshoreified by Angryjoearmysoldier June 7, 2012

Jerseyshored

The negative effect of watching Jersey Shore.

"I knew he/she was a piece of shit once I found out they watch Jersy Shore" Another decent person Jerseyshored into a loser.

Jerseyshored by Cap't save a hoe December 12, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026