twi-fi

All of the information, facts, and details surrrounding not only the movie of Twilight, but its actors/actresses as well.

Person one: Omg, did you know that Taylor Lauther was in "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" before Twilight? And Robert is-

Person two: Girl, quit it with the twi-fi.

by Cicilicious August 11, 2010

Twifreak

Someone who is obsessed with Twilight and its other forms of media -i.e. books, movies- and other collectibles.

Person one: OMG. Sarah's going to watch Twilight for, like, the twentieth time.
Person two: *smh* What a twifreak.

by Cicilicious August 11, 2010

Jersey Shot

It similar to a crack addict's need for crack cocaine -so simply, The need to get your weekly dose (or fix) of the reality show Jersey Shore. Symptoms may include: constant recap, the raping of facebook newsfeeds, consistently watching re-runs, and other obsessive behaviors.

Person 1: OMG...I am just dying to watch Jersey shore this week. I saw from the ad that Vinny and Snooki get steamy -I wonder what happens. And Sam and Ron-

Person 2: (to Person 3) Will s/he ever stop?

Person 3: Not until s/he gets her/his Jersey Shot.

by Cicilicious August 14, 2010

textomortis

The condition where you can no longer text as your fingers have frozen up. Similar or identical to text thumb.

Friend 1: Talk to me, man!
Friend 2: Dude, I'm out. I've got textomortis.

by Cicilicious August 09, 2010