Jersey Miker

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A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

Jersey Miker by Ste-eve November 6, 2013

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Jersey Mike's

The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said

Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's

Jersey Mike's by Nickanigga April 14, 2010

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Jersey Mike'in

When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.

"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.

Jersey Mike'in by helloerik88 September 24, 2020

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Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

Jersey Mike’s money by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

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Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket

The depraved sexual act of hitting it from behind inside of a walk in fridge or freezer full of food, whilst wearing half of a work uniform.

I just heard Justin and Crystal pulled a Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket the other day.

Jersey Mike’s pickle bucket by Qball1984 January 23, 2026

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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

Jersey the mike by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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