Jerryvic 

A Jerryvic is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerryvic, but do NOT piss a Jerryvic off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerryvic. A Jerryvic can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerryvic is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerryvic is the total package.

An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Has the most amazing laugh and voice ever. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way.

Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerryvic?

dude, I think I love Jerryvic!

Jerryvic by Jerryvic June 8, 2021

Jerrydick 

An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.

The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.

Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.

Jerrydick by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019

jerrydick 

White individual who is completely bald, have very small dick, uneducated, therefore makes minimum wage, unable to satisfy his girl, dont get laid often, therefore his girl cheats on him with guys with brown dicks.

A homo looking baldy guy with AIDS, whos lips look like a pussy with herpes, working in the stone industry, making less than a hard working Mexican.

Baldy homo dude who sucks brown cocks for a living on 171 street and hillside ave.

Dude, did you see that jerrydick Robert Savnio? I knew he was a homo. he looks like he's got herpes from sucking homeless dicks.

so I get an IM from this jerrydick robertasavino, and all he asks me is where he can get penis enlargement. WTF dude?

robert savino is such a jerrydick, rogaine is not working for his shiny ass bald head. what a dumb fuck.

jerrydick by tyler perryy June 27, 2010