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Definitions by Mercynary(kik)

Modern slang describing a person so enamored with money, that they hoard it, having more wealth than could possibly ever be spent in an ordinary human lifetime. A billionaire.
Jeff Bezos’ charity contributions are a joke. What a fucking dragon.

I can’t believe something as trivial as Facebook helped Mark Zuckerberg become a dragon.
Dragon by Mercynary(kik) December 11, 2019

Anchor Show 

The show you put on a streaming service when you don’t know what to watch. Your go-to for background noise, to sleep or do chores to.
We couldn’t decide on what to watch, so we just put on The Office, it’s our anchor show.
Anchor Show by Mercynary(kik) March 26, 2019

Jerrydick 

An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.

The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.
Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.
Jerrydick by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019

hide-a-hit 

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.
Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."
hide-a-hit by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017