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Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
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