Jerksprout

A person who is being a jerk in a very immature, childish manner.

He didn't like my opinion in the discussion so he went through dozens of my previous posts and made negative comments on them like a little jerksprout.

Jerksprout by RX0 January 24, 2013

jerksploitation 

1) v. The act of sexting self gratifying images to innocent young victims for one's own aggrandizement.
2) n. Being a tool of the administration, scratch that. Being a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans, scratch that.
3) v. Using the Lame Stream Media, or MSM (the first 'm' in "main" is silent) to draw even more attention to oneself than previously imagined.
4) see: Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner engaged in jerksploitation to entice innocent young victims as he gratified himself, while being a tool for the administration, as a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans.

The Democrat congressman used the Lame Stream Media to aggrandize himself in gross jerksploitation of prime airtime.

jerksploitation by Vern2765 November 25, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016