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1. A person unable to take a nap

2. A person who cannot understand the difference between hot cakes and pancakes.
Hey jo i can't nap

Jo: You jerkwit.
Jerkwit by milfcat May 14, 2010

Daisy Berkowitz 

Real name: Scott Putesky. Marilyn Manson's original green-haired guitarist and the co-founder of the band. In typical rock 'n roll fashion, he and Mr. Manson (then Brian Warner) met at a party way back when they were still a pair of skinny geeks, founded a band together, got pissed at each other for a variety of reasons right before said band got really big and now take pleasure filing lawsuits and vilifying each other in print. Fun!
Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the former Daisy Berkowitz in 2004 for releasing old Spooky Kids demos.
Daisy Berkowitz by heartless cynic January 19, 2006
A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.
I Married a Berkowitz
Berkowitz by Niqqawithaq August 3, 2011
Tommy likes to give himself a berkowitz before he goes out.
Berkowitz by elborrito April 4, 2011

Jackowitz 

A last name that isnt that common but it mean your Jewish and very beautiful. Anyone wth the last name Jackowitz can always be trusted and admired. they always like to have fun. so if u find one... keep them. They're special!
Kate: "Omg i love Amy Jackowitz she is my bff!"
Jen: "ya i know she is sooooo cool"
Jackowitz by RosieJack December 22, 2009

jerkawitzphobia 

im a jerkawitzphobia
jerkawitzphobia by dylan fershing September 11, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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