Jerked Up 

The amount of whatever fluid you excrete during jerking off or jerking in general.

I jerked up a whole shot glass full of sperm!

She couldn't believe how much I jerked up on her...

Jerked Up by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Jerked-up 

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

Jerked-up by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

jenked up 

fucked up.

Person 1: "Watch me goatsie that pineapple!"

Person 2: "Dude that's jenked up!!"

jenked up by Ripster1234 May 1, 2011

jecked-up 

Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.

The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.

jecked-up by Rogue Gnome December 19, 2011

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker 

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009

Upward Jerker 

A form of execution, similar to hanging. Except the condemed person is hung by a crane, and violently thrown upward, causing thir neck to snap.

The upward jerker is a form of execution

Upward Jerker by Kookycatl119 November 15, 2015