Jerk a quicky 

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

Jerk a quicky by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

rip a quick jerk 

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

rip a quick jerk by deviscool June 9, 2019