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dirty monkey jerk 

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.
dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014

money phone jerk 

A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.
Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
money phone jerk by SirLemuel October 6, 2018

Jerkmonkey 

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality
All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.
Jerkmonkey by Cambo December 1, 2004