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Jerk Head 

A jerk (male or female) who may appear sweet to begin with but upon time displays his/her true personality. Often jerk head behaviour is seen in males after they may not obtain physical intimacy quickly enough from a female. Fortunately a true jerk head generally only hides their ulterior motives for so long.
"I was dating John and when I didn't put out he turned into a total jerk head and never called again".
Jerk Head by Sapphire444 October 19, 2010
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Jerk Turd Fuck Head 

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"
Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Jerk headfacebutt 

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
Jerk headfacebutt by SmartsKid February 5, 2018

Pig Headed Jerk 

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side
I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.
Pig Headed Jerk by Sparky99 November 15, 2007

Pig Headed Jerk 

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.
Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'
Pig Headed Jerk by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005

Jerkhead 

A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan
Hey, I like balogne, jerkhead...
Jerkhead by Scorpio1889 January 1, 2009
A title you can give yourself to excuse all of your rude actions.

A jerkhead; a person who does rude or uncalled behaviors just for the sake of doing them with no gain at all, they just want to do it just for the sake of doing it.
Guy 1: *watering plant*

Guy 2: hello sir how is your day going!

guy 1: pretty good why do you ask?

Guy 2: *sprays plant killer on plants* not any more idiot! HAHAHA

Guy 1: why the fuck did you do that!

Guy 2: because I’m a jerkhead, duh.

Guy 1: oh fuck that makes sense, carry on.
Jerkhead by YAKERY May 31, 2026
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