Jerk Circus

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A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.

How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.

Jerk Circus by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

Words you can keep

Circus Jerk

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.

After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.

Circus Jerk by Pirazynone February 8, 2022

Related Words

Jerk Circus • Circus Jerk • Circuit Jerk • Circuit Jerk It • Circular jerk • jerk • Jerk off • jerk face • jerk circle • jerk bag

Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

Circular jerk by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

Circuit Jerk It

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

Circuit Jerk It by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circuit Jerk

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.

Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.

Circuit Jerk by CircuitMan December 13, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026