Jerk Circus 

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.

How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.

Jerk Circus by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

Circus Jerk 

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.

After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.

Circus Jerk by Pirazynone February 8, 2022

Circular jerk 

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

Circular jerk by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

Circuit Jerk It 

The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.

One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.

Circuit Jerk It by da best f00t June 23, 2009

Circuit Jerk 

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.

Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.

Circuit Jerk by CircuitMan December 13, 2009