Jennyitis 

A rare but emotionally dramatic condition that strikes when someone goes too long without talking to a Jean, Jeanie or Jenny. Symptoms include excessive sighing, skipping rope, and randomly muttering phrases like, "Gaaawwwwd", and "Jeeeeez".

Sufferers might also attempt to fill the void by awkwardly chatting with strangers in the Starbucks line who have the name Jenny on their cup.

Warning: relapse is likely with any amount of physical proximity, or texts received with rolly eyes.

That is all.

"Gaaaawwwd, when I stop myself from writing her I fell like I'm about to suffocate and can't breathe. The Jennyitis is starting to set in hard."

Jennyitis by IdRatherBeWithMyDog November 28, 2024

Jennitis 

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.

Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious

Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014

jennyfisted 

to be owned at the hightest degree. any suffix or prefix can be added to it.

when matt got hit with that 18 wheeler he was totaly jennyfisted

jennyfisted by pacyna September 10, 2006

jenitis 

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

jenitis by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

Jenitis 

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Jennieishotterthanyou

The funniest kpop stan on tiktok and also a very entertaining tiktoker😋

Jennieishotterthanyou has a interesting life

Jennieishotterthanyou by Chuuristic December 22, 2020

Jennieismycutie 

Jennieismycutie is the Best person in this world and i love her so much. She is popular, pretty, talented, funny, her voice SOUNDS like an angel and her content is the Best. So pls stfu if ur not her 💗

Jennieismycutie is amazing.

Jennieismycutie by aestheticjennieunnie April 30, 2021