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Jenna Syndrome 

A catastrophic, chronic illness that affects all areas of the nervous system, that leads to severe decline in empathy, poor quality of life, and increases in impulsivity and attention-seeking. The DSM (Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) V does not include this in their addition, but see other variations of personality disorders, including...

1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.

OR

2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.

AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?

Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?

Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
Words you can keep

Jenna Syndrome 

1. Being in heat to the point you’re horny and attracts the attention of Karon,Tee,Dem, and Andre
Jenna: *Says something horny and attracts the attention of the four*

Karon: *Sends winne the pooh gif*
Andre: ME!
Dem: hey Jenna lol
Tee: Mommy

Chris: there goes the Jenna Syndrome
Jenna Syndrome by ohRempy March 31, 2022

Jenna Fischer Syndrome 

When a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as Jenna Fischers character on hit TV Show "The Office". The reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to sex.

In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
My boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. We think he has Jenna Fischer Syndrome as I know he is obsessed with "The Office" and has a picture of her on his wall. This ain't the Micheal Scott Paper Company ya know!

The Jenna marbles syndrome 

The urge to always fuck your self up
First person:What happened to her/him? *points at a person with fucked up hair/face
Second person:oh she has the Jenna marbles syndrome

Jenny syndrome 

Compulsive liar with lack of goals, manic behavior, in denial, theif, terrible credit, poor money management, with a scoop full of sosiopathic tendencies, very manipulative. Eviction savvy.
My soon to be ex sister in law is about to be a felon because she has Jenny syndrome.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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