Jelwop

A word used to describe the specific feeling of listening to bands such as Neutral Milk Hotel and Car Seat Headrest.

"Hey, have you listened to Open-Mouthed Boy by Car Seat Headrest? Weird lyrics tbh"
"Yeah, it's such a jelwop song it's insane."

"When watering the plants, I realized I was pregnant and wanted an abortion. It was a jelwop moment."

Jelwop by carseatheadrestenjoyer April 16, 2023

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jellophobia

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.

Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.

jellophobia by nebuloso December 31, 2004

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jelop

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.

When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.

jelop by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004

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Jelopagus

A teenager who has a ridiculously large head. Typically referred to as a bitch. Jelopagai(the plural of Jelopagus) were found in the Galapagos islands. Usually have less than mediocre manners especially without a proper days rest. Also, has the rare ability to suck in air via the asshole and fart it out. Tends to exaggerated everything.

Dude, look at the size of the head on the Jelopagus.

Jelopagus by E.Gordon August 20, 2011