James: She had been pumped with so much spunk that it erupted out of every hole and she looked like an ornamental pond fountain.
Kate:
What the hell?
Fi: Oh thats a Jelliott. James means she had sex.
James: By the time I had finished in the bathroom it resembled the
industrial waste bin of the local tandoori restaurant after a week of not being emptied.
Kate:
What the hell do you mean?
Fi: Thats another Jelliott. James means he had diarrhoea.