Jehovahphobe

One who hides when the Jehovah's Witnesses ring the doorbell

I admit it, I am a Jehovahphobe . I pretend I'm not home when they come around. I have my own religion.

Let's go, Minerva, they're probably just Jehovaphobes.

by The debil November 1, 2013

Jehovahphobia

1. The irrational fear of the rational fear of Jehovah, or God almighty; coined in 2003 by Dave Shiflett of National Review.

1. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom", (Ps. 111:10), so fearing His name is fine. However, how is one to gain further wisdom when one fears fear itself more than one fears Jehovah?

2. Jehovahphobia is the primary motivation of evangelizing secularists to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.

by Downstrike December 11, 2004