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Jehovahslut

A practicing Jehovah Witness that, even though a minor, still dates, drinks, smokes and screws anything they want.

Can be male or female.
Usually female.

She wont get with him. She's a Jehovah Witness.
No, she will. She's a Jehovahslut.

by slightlysevere February 5, 2011