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A practicing Jehovah Witness that, even though a minor, still dates, drinks, smokes and screws anything they want.

Can be male or female.
Usually female.
She wont get with him. She's a Jehovah Witness.
No, she will. She's a Jehovahslut.
by slightlysevere February 05, 2011
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