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Jehonatan 

Bruh he'll literally make that pussy wet the second you see him. Even though he's one of those popular kids and every girl likes him, he's still worth it, so keep in touch ;) (unless he's gay...)
Da fuq you lookin' up this loser's name for? But if you really need to know, I insist. Jehonatan is the hottest guy ever, but you'll never get a chance to see him 'cause he's mine bitches.
Though, there's only one of him, so...

Sorry ladies, he's mine >:)
Jehonatan by anonymous December 4, 2020
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jhonatan 

He's got the best spirit, and a unique personality which is very attractable. Jhonatan is a young mature man who is modest, extremly generouse and caring to others, polite, yet very fun and cheerful with remarkable intelegance and strength.
Jhonatan knew he needed money but gave it all away to someone he cares for.

Though Jhonatan is not doing well in school his intelegance level is unserpass

Jhonatan, who dosen't just love him
jhonatan by Wise words January 1, 2014
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Joonatan 

Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.

He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
-That guy is hella smooth with talking to girls
-Ye its a Joonatan.
Joonatan by Whereismydad October 22, 2018

Jhonatan 

Someone that has a very big long and juice penis. Usually medium height and likes to play a lot of video games.
He looks like jhonatan

Jhonathan 

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.
P1: Hey, do you know Jhonathan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”
My name is FRICKIN Jonatan Guys.
Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019

yehonatan 

Guy with an big heart and butt , chilled vibes can come off too clingy when in love
He got a bigger boots than me

Must be a Yehonatan
yehonatan by Kinky niki July 31, 2017
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