Jefford

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A nice hooman who wears glasses and sometimes makes people want to slap him. His favorite person is Little Domo. His #1 priority is his gf and doesn't like to be disturbed when playing with her. He likes k-pop and occasionally watches k-drama, c-drama, or anime. His favorite champion on League of Legends is Aatrox. He is also known as Possibly Dead Pokécord, The True Possibly Dead Pokécord, Teemo2, and Jefford 🐑

“Jefford is playing with Domo again”

Jefford by ღLazy Potatoღ April 4, 2020

Words you can keep

terry jeffords

Sergeant Terry Jeffords of Brooklyn 99 loves a lot of things.

- yogurt
- walls
- foreign films
- responsible agricultural practices

But most of all he loves his squad in the 99, and his wife and kids.

Man, I wish I was as jacked as Terry Jeffords.

terry jeffords by Brooklyn-Define-Define December 20, 2018

Jeffords' Shower

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.

Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.

Jeffords' Shower by Jim Miller, the Lady Killer! Boogadi Boogadi Boo! June 12, 2006

jeffory

Sexy manbeast

Jeffory is a sexy man beast

jeffory by kingsin19 December 20, 2016

will jeffords

A complete fag, they think they are the best on rainbow 6. And they love to suck Spider-Man’s dick.

Have you seen that will jeffords.

will jeffords by ImThatWigga September 9, 2018

Jeffor

A longer variant of the name "Jeff". Popular among men worldwide and of all ethnicities.

Jeffor Jones (insurance broker), Jeffor Brooking (former footballer), Sir Jeffor McDonald (news anchor).

Jeffor by TheOriginalJeffrey November 14, 2011

Jefforson

Jefforson is a dude that probably sleeps completely nude and watches Naruto. Doctors messed up his name when he was born and his original name was supposed to be Jefferson

Jefforson is such a cool guy. He probably sleeps naked.

Jefforson by CEOofVirginity October 28, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026