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A clubhouse for men named Jeff, Jeffrey, Jefferey, Fwee-Fwee and the like.
Hey, wanna go to the Jeffort after school, Jeff? Sure, Jeffrey, count me in.
Jeffort by mrs downey junior September 20, 2012
Words you can keep
A last chance opportunity, the result of a mediocre attempt equaling substandard success.
Your jeffort isn’t getting it done young lady. Others study 10 hours a day for months prior to the bar review while you barely cracked the book, yet you’re still surprised you didn’t pass.

Dude I can’t believe I failed an introduction to remedial basic algebra. I gave my best jeffort, studying for 15 minutes before this morning’s test

If that kid gave any effort he would have been an unbeatable talent. Instead of putting in the work he gives this weak ass jeffort.

He thinks he tries so hard. The only time he tries is when his back is against the wall. That’s a jeffort not an effort.
Jeffort by The_CincyKid September 5, 2020

terry jeffords 

Sergeant Terry Jeffords of Brooklyn 99 loves a lot of things.

- yogurt
- walls
- foreign films
- responsible agricultural practices

But most of all he loves his squad in the 99, and his wife and kids.
Man, I wish I was as jacked as Terry Jeffords.

Jeffords' Shower 

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.
Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.
Jeffory is a sexy man beast
jeffory by kingsin19 December 20, 2016
A longer variant of the name "Jeff". Popular among men worldwide and of all ethnicities.
Jeffor Jones (insurance broker), Jeffor Brooking (former footballer), Sir Jeffor McDonald (news anchor).
Jeffor by TheOriginalJeffrey November 14, 2011
N: the last bit of wet shit left after diarrhea caused by really spicy food.
That guys nothing but jeffroth, he may hurt for a moment but really it’s just a matter of a flush.
Jeffroth by myrrhddin July 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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