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The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.
I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.
Jeffies by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018
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Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014
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This is truly a inspirational, lovely person to be in contact with. This person be it a girl or guy will have you full of laughter and spirit. This person will give you color, joy, new life to any opportunity or choice you make in life. This person is usually financially stable or working on getting financially stable. Overall beauty, love, adventure, life preservation is the top chart of whoever is named this
Wow, I just met a "girl" name Jeffie and I swear it was like a breath of fresh air. I laughed all night with her.
Jeffie by theguythatmeantthisgirl February 2, 2010

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019
A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.
This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!
Jeffish by _Jake November 22, 2019

Mike Jeffries 

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.
The local hobo jiffies for booze money.
jiffies by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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