Jeffies

The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.

I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.

by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018

Mike Jeffries

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffie

This is truly a inspirational, lovely person to be in contact with. This person be it a girl or guy will have you full of laughter and spirit. This person will give you color, joy, new life to any opportunity or choice you make in life. This person is usually financially stable or working on getting financially stable. Overall beauty, love, adventure, life preservation is the top chart of whoever is named this

Wow, I just met a "girl" name Jeffie and I swear it was like a breath of fresh air. I laughed all night with her.

by theguythatmeantthisgirl February 2, 2010

Jeffries Jinx

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Jeffish

A social media shark known to attack out of the blue and leave his targets legless and screaming.

This liberal was whining about something and Jeffish came out of nowhere. So brutal!

by _Jake November 22, 2019

Mike Jeffries

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.

Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!

by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009

jiffies

Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

The local hobo jiffies for booze money.

by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005