Jeffeism 

When 4 or more people gather together and climax at the exact same time completely coincidentally

Dude, today, I was at the movies and everyone in row 4 just exploded in jeffeism.

I went to the dispensary to buy weed and all 3 people at the counter including myself endured a full ascension of jeffeism.

Jeffeism by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

jeffism 

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

jeffism by dom January 12, 2004

Jeffism 

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

Jeffism by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 26, 2009

Jeffism 

Jeffism is the act of discriminating Jeffs just because they are relentlessly annoying

You are a Jeffist. You have been convicted of Jeffism. You will face x years in prison.

Jeffism by JudgeOfHeaven December 20, 2021

jeffism 

An honest mistake made by a good chap,that was having a mental health moment for like 5 mins, then become the gentleman and good bloke that is a jeff.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.

A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.

I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.

Hi Jeff here how may I help you?
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.

Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.

Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.

Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.

jeffism by CAMMO... April 14, 2025