jiffies

Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

The local hobo jiffies for booze money.

by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005

Dead Jiffies

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

by Jettskis July 6, 2010

Jeffies

The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.

I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.

by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018

jifflesticks

Extreme form of fiddlesticks. See entry on jiffle.

Oh jifflesticks, I've missed the bus again!

by Doug Whole April 19, 2008

sniffie jiffie

another word for cocaine.

Damn he does alot of sniffie jiffie.

by ericgronefeld December 9, 2008

Jiffie

1. Desirous of sexual activity.
2. Sexually aroused.
3. feeling great sexual desire

"He was pretty jiffie when I left last night"

by VisionOfFidelity November 25, 2005