jiffies 

Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

The local hobo jiffies for booze money.

jiffies by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005

Dead Jiffies 

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

Dead Jiffies by Jettskis July 6, 2010

Jeffies 

The dingle berries that accumulate on ass hair after one has neglected basic hygiene for an extended period of time.

I've got a bad case of the jeffies, feels bad man.

Jeffies by Hesanitalianguy July 13, 2018

jifflesticks 

Extreme form of fiddlesticks. See entry on jiffle.

Oh jifflesticks, I've missed the bus again!

jifflesticks by Doug Whole April 19, 2008

sniffie jiffie 

another word for cocaine.

Damn he does alot of sniffie jiffie.

sniffie jiffie by ericgronefeld December 9, 2008

Jiffie 

1. Desirous of sexual activity.
2. Sexually aroused.
3. feeling great sexual desire

"He was pretty jiffie when I left last night"

Jiffie by VisionOfFidelity November 25, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019