Jeets

My bestie. Even though he’s literally a fucking dog <3

Brian: “look its jeets” Jules: “Jeets pls marry me” Jeets: “____”

Jeets by Jules<3sMilfs May 27, 2021

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

Uber Jeets by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

JETSET LIFE HACKS

A list of 33 success patterns into used to consistently create real tangible positive results and effortlessly overcome all challenges, create real-lasting generational wealth and improve your overall quality of life. These 33 jetset life hacks can be learned quickly as an automatic consequence of raising one's level of consciousness which is merely simply guaranteed by just becoming aware of the list. The list was created by Josh King Madrid aka JetSetFly, who has devoted the five years of his life to learning, practicing, and teaching others about the success patterns that millionaires, professional athletes, celebrities, and geniuses all share.

TImmy: My life sucks man, I wish there was a way to use cheat-codes in real life to become successful.
TheBlondeJon: There is. The cheat codes are known as JETSET LIFE HACKS. Stop being a dummy and read it.

JETSET LIFE HACKS by piaheza September 29, 2022

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JetSet

College dropout multi-millionaire and Internet personality that is best known for coining the term “The Jet Set Way”. He is the best-selling author of The Art Of Frame Control and JETSET Life hacks, neuromarketing/NLP expert, serial entrepreneur, and public speaker who founded Team Jet Set, a millennial entrepreneur movement. Fans his fans refer to him as JetSet and he is also known as Josh Madrid. He is the host of the podcast Josh King Madrid On The Dropout Degree, which is one of iTunes' top 10 Business Podcasts.

His jetset Instagram has 420,000 followers. He is also the founder of NFT Magazine and a certified NLP trainer. His parents named him JetSet after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known for being young, rich and successful with a luxury lifestyle.

DANIELG: How much do you think JetSet makes a month?

Joey: He sendz hard, I just googled JetSet and according to his wiki page and multiple blogs JetSetFly is clearing at least a $1m a month.

DANIELG: What a freakin’ SAVAGE! Let’s go.

JetSet by handlez October 26, 2022

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JetSetFly

College dropout internet millionaire & philanthropist, one of the Madrid brothers, and #1 most real motherfucker in entrepreneur space on Instagram. His parents named him JetSetFly after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known to FLY out babes and live the JetSet Life.

Tate: hey do you follow JetSetFly?
Andrew: What the fuck! Who does JetSetFly think he is flying out my girlfriend? I swear he thinks he is a young Dan Bilzerian

JetSetFly by IRSAgents July 31, 2022

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JetSet

College dropout multi-millionaire and Internet personality that is best known for coining the term “The Jet Set Way”. He is the best-selling author of The Art Of Frame Control and JETSET Life hacks, neuromarketing/NLP expert, serial entrepreneur, and public speaker who founded Team Jet Set, a millennial entrepreneur movement. Fans his fans refer to him as JetSet and he is also known as Josh Madrid. He is the host of the podcast Josh King Madrid On The Dropout Degree, which is one of iTunes' top 10 Business Podcasts.

His jetset Instagram has 420,000 followers. He is also the founder of NFT Magazine and a certified NLP trainer. His parents named him JetSet after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known for being young, rich and successful with a luxury lifestyle.

DANIELG: How much do you think JetSet makes a month?

Joey: He sendz hard, I just googled JetSet and according to his wiki page and multiple blogs JetSetFly is clearing at least a $1m a month.

DANIELG: What a freakin’ SAVAGE! Let’s go.

JetSet by handlez October 26, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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