Jeepa 

When you have no word to reply or do not know what to say but want to say something other than LOL or k. Or something other than CBS

"Hey Bobby, my mum cried for, like, 45 minutes last night."

"Jeepa"

or

"He owes me money, like $56.87."
"Jeepa."

Jeepa by msjbrjeppa November 22, 2011

Low Fat Jeema 

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.

"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"

Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015

jeepney 

The Filipino jeepney is a contraption of materials classified as junk by other countries.

A typical jeepney, for example, contains these mixed components:

- engine from Isuzu,
- transmission from Mitsubishi,
- brakes from Toyota
- steering wheel from Hyundai,
- differentials from Nissan

Materials for building a jeepney are sourced from so-called "surplus" shops. These shops import second-hand or junk vehicles mostly from Japan and Korea, and sell the dismembered parts for jeepney assemblies.

Filipino jeepneys are not built on rules:

- They do not follow automotive safety standards.
- There are no standards in build quality.
- There are no design plans.
- They are built based on builder's experience.
- a "Jeepney engineer", as opposed to a true automotive engineer, can be anyone. Can be a backyard mechanic, a welder, a tinsmith, or a combination of them.

Public safey is never an issue for both jeepney and driver. There are no safety tests, no safety certificates, no driver training. Newly-built jeepneys are considered as "road-worthy", jeepneys get legal license plates even if built by backyard mechanics, and can be used as public transport.

"The unique thing about jeepneys is that no jeepney is exactly the same as another." As mentioned previously, that's because there are no design rules to build a jeepney. Only 1 simple rule: If it fits, its good enough to use.

Surplus dealer: What hydro-vac do you want for your jeepney?
Jeepney mechanic: ISUZU.
Surplus dealer: We don't have it. Here, use a NISSAN.
Jeepney mechanic: OK, that's good enough.

jeepney by hgdre25 February 6, 2013

Jeep Renegade 

A thot mobile, women who drive this tend to be for the streets.

She drives a “jeep renegade” she must be for the interstates!

Jeep Renegade by CoochKilla January 12, 2021

jeebanana

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jeebanana by Rado6666 April 23, 2021

Jeep stuff 

A slang term for C4 in Battlefield 4. Created by neebs gaming.

I am going to blow up this tank with jeep stuff on my jeep.

Jeep stuff by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017

JEEPHER 

A strong, independent woman/girl, who is proud of her jeep and her fellow jeep family. She builds other up instead of breaking them down. She believes in herself and her ability to stand on her own two feet. She is kind and giving, but don't get on her bad side, you won't like it.

Check out that JEEPHER, she is a bad ass woman/girl.

JEEPHER by Bettyb72 April 25, 2017