jedi mind fuck 

To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi

"Donnie, you're a rube"
"No, I'm not!"
Exercising of the jedi mind fuck
"Wow, I am a rube"

jedi mind fuck by Grand Master C February 5, 2005

Jedi mind fuck 

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.

Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!

Jedi mind fuck by nerdgurl July 16, 2009

Jedi Mind Fuck 

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.

Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.

Jedi Mind Fuck by Trixterjim June 8, 2005

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck 

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Jedi-mind fucking 

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy

Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?

Jedi-mind fucking by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022