jenged 

A word with origins from the valleys of Balgowan South Africa. Which means one who very muscular. This word is usually associated with gym strength and how ones body looks. For example a moderatly buff boy that has defined mussuls can be called jenged at the same time as a bulky boy who isn't as defined.

The guy just benched 200kg. He is too jenged for us.

jenged by master Bootch September 16, 2013

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.

"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"

Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017

jinged 

When a very skilled ninja shapeshifts into a ferocious dragon and breathes out azul hot blue fire and roasts the enemy (like a coffee bean).

You just got jinged by that cool dragon!

jinged by KAPOW!!! June 10, 2013

JenGen

jen•gen jen-jen
-noun
1. A beach bunnie that loves to surf, skimboard, swim, play beach volleyball and tan.
2. A sassy female that loves to dance electronic, house, trance, techno music.
3. A female photographer who shoots concerts and DJ events.
4. Informal: A silly chick.
5. A pacific islander chick that loves to make people laugh and smile.
6. A rocker chick that loves to sing in her lifted truck or makes beats with her hands.
7. A character with big brown anime eyes that giggles.

Person 1: Hey, who's that girl over there?
Person 2: That's not a girl, that's JenGen!

JenGen by iheartjg April 10, 2009

Jonged 

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

Jonged by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007

jenked up 

fucked up.

Person 1: "Watch me goatsie that pineapple!"

Person 2: "Dude that's jenked up!!"

jenked up by Ripster1234 May 1, 2011

Jenneda 

A name of a beautiful, awesome, carring, wonderful, person

Jenneda is a great friend

Jenneda by HA HA HE HE January 20, 2009