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Jeans beans

Jeans beans

When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks
“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”
by Jeans beans February 5, 2021
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Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!
Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!
by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015
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Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.
Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.
by Zonal K September 30, 2019
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Beans in my jeans

When something mildly annoys you
We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.
by Eggroll Bandit July 13, 2018
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jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.
by Halesbales February 9, 2017
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