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je moeder 

je moeder is een typische nederlands scheldwoord dat wordt gebruikt om mesen minder waardig te laten voelen
jan en sem hebben ruzie en opeens zegt jan sem je moeder is fucking gay en toen zei sem nou dat vindt ik echt niet aardig.
je moeder by stijnterhaar948 March 21, 2019

Je moeder vriend 

Dutch saying made famous by Chahid Charrak, aka dutch performante, aka kunstgebit

#ik kan wel huilen
Don: eey kunstgebit
Chahid: je moeder vriend
Je moeder vriend by Kechalert September 16, 2020

Je moeder heet henk

See looks like a blob fish she is so ugly. It is a Dutch word. Its a inside joke Lolol trololol
Chinese vliegen poep: hey You skunk like dogpoo
Gekke gerrit:Je moeder heet Henk
Je moeder heet henk by Tena kaas February 27, 2017

Je kanker moeder 

It translates from dutch to english to: your cancer mother.
And is used by what we call:vmbo'ers
Like when someone offends you

Domme kut
Je kanker moeder
Je kanker moeder by Hgvgddccv345 October 2, 2020

je kanker moeder 

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment
Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

je kanker moeder 

Dutch word for: Your cancer mom

This sentence is manly used as an insult
Je kanker moeder is een slet
je kanker moeder by Rafebro April 21, 2017
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