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Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!
Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.
Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020
Words you can keep

joemon phillip 

You don't want homework? You want to have a life? Too bad... there's no afternoons or outdoor activities for you. If you don't do the homework well... you have lunch time right? You can sneak it during your bedtime, I mean after all homework is the most important thing and I mean no matter what you're getting it from his "class" (AKA homework club).
Guy1:Bro have you done the homework for joemon phillips class?
Guy2:No... My mum died...
Mr. Phillip: That's sad... Do you have a note in your diary?
A relatively retarted person who doesn't know how to get above 10 on any of his exams. He also needs to stop getting on the goon bag all the time.

Fuck you sean
Oh shit I did a "Jaemon"
Jaemon by cheeseburgerchief September 13, 2020
Jdemon$ fucked your mom, damn I wish we could trade moms
jdemon$ by SATAN&YAMOM February 28, 2022

Jemonic Possession 

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.
What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

Joemontae 

Joemontae is shy at first but once he opens up he’s a goofy and outgoing person . Joemontae never shows his love but loves hard behind closed doors . Joemontae is a caring and thoughtful person and loves to read and associate
Joemontae is a very vivacious person
Joemontae by Chanellorangee November 22, 2021
The devil
Jemond is a devil he might seems like he won’t do nothing but he will kill you in a heart beat
jemond by anonymous November 25, 2021
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1. Place

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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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