Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes
Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart
a weirdo. she fangirls over fictional men and student teachers playing basketball. SHE TRIED MARRYING ME ONCE but i’m too cool and divorced her. she is sped and she is also a simp. her bed time is at 10:30 and never sleeps on time bc she’s a very uncool child. if you speak to johrissa make sure to always steal her food she appreciates it <3
omg is that johrissa??? let’s go steal her food and remind her that her bedtime is at 10:30
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.