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Jaylonda 

You may think this person is odd when you first meet them, but thats just the trauma talking. This person has been through a lot, but is still the life of the party. There the friend that you want to tell all of your secrets to. But there fucking weird. Like, they say really weird things sometimes. And that ok, because you love them. But they're still amazing. And smexy. Most people want to be there friend. Who wouldn't wanna be this amazingly exotic and interestingly odd persons friend?
"Wow, Jaylonda is such a crackhead!"

"Jaylonda is so pretty!"

"Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? Go talk to Jaylonda!"

"Put the fucking stick down Jaylonda!!"

"Jaylonda is HAWT."
Jaylonda by Apersonwhoneedshelp3000 September 3, 2020
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A sweet girl who’s down to Earth and unique. She is absolutely adorable and many guys wish they had her. Sometimes she may be put down but at the end of the day she always picks herself up because she a a strong & independent woman. Many people may perceive her as very shy but in reality she is a wild soul.
Guy #1: “You know that girl Jaylona?”
Guy #2: “yeah, isn’t she the most perfect girl ever?”
jaylona by Bootylicker0220 September 17, 2019
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Jaylanda 

Some may think it is a ghetto name, but no sweetie, no. Incorrect. It means when someone with the name of Wanda hooks up with her best friends brother named jay, then they sleep together and Wanda gets pregnant which produces the baby names Jaylanda. So if this is not true for you and your child is named Jaylanda you should rethink your life choices because this may upset them. So basically never sleep won't anyone named Jay.
Yo its Jaylanda
loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.
your acting like a jalonda.
jalonda by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009

Jayvonda 

One of the prettiest girls ever. Everyone loves her. She has the most outgoing personality , & is always the life of the party. She has one of the best bodies ever. Who ever knows a Jayvonda is the luckiest person on earth(:
Damn , look at her.. Whats her name must be Jayvonda!
Jayvonda by shawty13 January 7, 2012
A very outgoing and fun person. Loves certain types of food from other cultures. Doesn’t like fake people and avoids the most obnoxious ones. Won’t let anybody get in her way and does the most to strive.
She acts like she is a Jalonda
Jalonda by JayMar2005 January 27, 2019
Jarlonda cool asf love to get high just cool asf you would love jarlonda
Jarlonda love weed
jarlonda by anonymous November 21, 2021
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